Horny Poodle

Horny Poodle found a bag of flour that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

Horny Poodle owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

Horny Poodle desperately looked for a radiator that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

Horny Poodle desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often smash. It would have been a funny operation, to many, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

Horny Poodle always had with them a big sponge that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be amazing. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Horny Poodle desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.