Horny Poodle

Horny Poodle had a stretchman that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

Horny Poodle craved for a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the chosen item.

Horny Poodle desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

Horny Poodle always carried a bag of flour to put up their bum. It is an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bag of flour of all things.

Horny Poodle desired a cucumber that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cucumber having that done to it

Horny Poodle desperately looked for a big sponge to smash. This might appear to be an original thing to do, to some, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the item that was selected.