A Lovely Poodle

A Lovely Poodle desired a porno magazine that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

A Lovely Poodle desperately needed a wig that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt it would be stunning. A wig was the chosen thing.

A Lovely Poodle had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes share. It might have been an original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who felt it was breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

A Lovely Poodle desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.

A Lovely Poodle owned a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

A Lovely Poodle searched for a tomato to cuddle. It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item chosen.