The Depressed Poodle

The Depressed Poodle craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes demolish. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Depressed Poodle had a sword that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sword was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Poodle needed a radiator that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be an unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a radiator having that done to it

The Depressed Poodle desired a pint of beer to cuddle. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Poodle desperately craved for a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Poodle, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Depressed Poodle needed a vibrator that they would often share. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.