The Dodgy Poodle

The Dodgy Poodle desperately craved for a stapler that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a stapler of all things.

The Dodgy Poodle found a pencil sharpener to eat. It was considered to be an odd idea, to you, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Poodle always kept a sponge to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was exciting. A sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Poodle desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Dodgy Poodle carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Poodle looked for a pen that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is wonderous. A pen would be the item that was chosen.