The Adventurous Poodle

The Adventurous Poodle looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Poodle looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Poodle always had with them a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. It might be a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Poodle, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adventurous Poodle always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally throw. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Adventurous Poodle owned a hat that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Adventurous Poodle often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes cuddle. It would be an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.