My Bewildered Poodle

My Bewildered Poodle carried a bat that they would often demolish. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

My Bewildered Poodle desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a new suggestion, to some, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Poodle carried a stapler that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Poodle desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would eat. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Poodle always kept a block of cheese that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be fun. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.

My Bewildered Poodle found a little monkey that they would often experiment on. It should have been a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item chosen.