A Bum Loving Poodle

A Bum Loving Poodle had a rubber chicken that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is an unusual idea, to me, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be fun. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

A Bum Loving Poodle always carried a melon that they would often worship. It was a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who expected it was epic. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Poodle desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Poodle often carried a pint of beer that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

A Bum Loving Poodle wanted a stapler that they would play with. It might be an astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. A stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Poodle searched for a bat to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to select.