The Gentle Poodle

The Gentle Poodle looked for a little monkey to play with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Poodle desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Gentle Poodle craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Gentle Poodle always kept a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Gentle Poodle owned a dildo that they would sometimes eat. It should have been an extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Gentle Poodle had a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.