The Confused Poodle

The Confused Poodle found a block of cheese that they liked to play with. It would have been a fairly original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Poodle wanted a computer that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Poodle carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Poodle had a cup that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was awesome. Honestly, a cup is the thing to select.

The Confused Poodle desperately searched for a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who feels it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Poodle often carried a little monkey that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen thing.