The Lonely Poodle

The Lonely Poodle found a set of lego that they liked to smash. This seems to be a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Poodle carried a pen that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who felt that it was in fact, epic. A pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Poodle carried a pint of cider that they would play with. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Lonely Poodle needed a stapler that they would eat. It should have been a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is fun. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Poodle often carried a painting of a melon that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was fun. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Poodle desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. A toilet brush is the item to opt for.