The Bum Loving Poodle

The Bum Loving Poodle desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often hug. It should be a curious thought, to many, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Poodle always had with them a piece of paper that they would often embrace. It would have been a funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Poodle, who expected it was out of this world. Strangely, a piece of paper having that done to it

The Bum Loving Poodle always kept a condom that they would often cuddle. It was an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Poodle desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often share. One might say this is a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Poodle carried a helmet that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Poodle found a condom that they would often put up their bum. It would be a funny operation, to some, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea was epic. Honestly, a condom being the chosen item.