A Handsome Poodle

A Handsome Poodle looked for a can of Tango to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.

A Handsome Poodle searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.

A Handsome Poodle wanted a hat that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Poodle desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often break. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

A Handsome Poodle often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

A Handsome Poodle desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly odd operation, to me, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.