The Exceptional Poodle

The Exceptional Poodle wanted a pint of beer to play with. This seems to be an unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was epic. A pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Poodle owned a can of coke that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional Poodle looked for a condom to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Poodle searched for a radiator that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Poodle always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Poodle desperately craved for a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. It is a fairly exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.