A Chinese Poodle

A Chinese Poodle wanted a rubber johnny that they would throw. It was considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

A Chinese Poodle searched for a sponge to put in the bath with him. It was a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was amazing. A sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Chinese Poodle desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a strange action, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

A Chinese Poodle searched for a vibrator to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

A Chinese Poodle desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

A Chinese Poodle desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.