My Dodgy Poodle

My Dodgy Poodle had a pen that they would occasionally hug. It was a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A pen was the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Poodle always carried a melon that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Poodle needed a set square that they would often smash. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to most, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square having that done to it

My Dodgy Poodle needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. It is an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

My Dodgy Poodle always had with them a dildo that they would often share. One might say this is a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

My Dodgy Poodle always had with them a sword that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was chosen.