My Jolly Poodle

My Jolly Poodle desperately wanted a big sponge that they would often eat. It is considered to be an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Jolly Poodle had a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. A porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

My Jolly Poodle desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

My Jolly Poodle needed a stapler that they sometimes share. It was considered to be an original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to choose.

My Jolly Poodle wanted a set square to share. It is a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

My Jolly Poodle carried a Harry Potter wand to put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.