Her Retarded Poodle

Her Retarded Poodle always carried a bat that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

Her Retarded Poodle craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

Her Retarded Poodle desired a melon that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Strangely, a melon being the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Poodle desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

Her Retarded Poodle desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Poodle wanted a cheese grater that they would often share. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.