The Special Poodle

The Special Poodle carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Special Poodle desired a condom that they would experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Special Poodle always had with them a bat that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to opt for.

The Special Poodle desperately desired a custard pie that they would often annihilate This could be considered a fairly new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Special Poodle desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

The Special Poodle looked for a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It is considered to be an unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.