The Jolly Poodle

The Jolly Poodle desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often throw. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. A rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Jolly Poodle craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Jolly Poodle found a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Jolly Poodle desperately needed a pint of cider that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Jolly Poodle had a pint of cider to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Poodle always had with them a cup to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a cup being the item selected.