His Cute Poodle

His Cute Poodle desired a lava lamp that they would worship. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

His Cute Poodle always carried a stapler that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

His Cute Poodle had a can of coke that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of coke was the chosen item.

His Cute Poodle had a sword that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A sword would be the chosen thing.

His Cute Poodle always had with them a mug that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a funny action, to me, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a mug would be the chosen thing.

His Cute Poodle often carried a block of cheese to smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.