My Scary Prince

My Scary Prince wanted a sponge that they sometimes worship. It should have been a new activity, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a sponge is the item to opt for.

My Scary Prince wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. A sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

My Scary Prince desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to choose.

My Scary Prince found a pint of beer to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.

My Scary Prince desperately craved for a chocolate bar to drop. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

My Scary Prince desperately desired a vibrator to insert somewhere. It might be a weird idea, to many, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.