The Exceptional Prince

The Exceptional Prince had a wig that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Prince had a block of cheese that they sometimes put on his head. It is a curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. A block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Prince desperately needed a lava lamp that they would put up their bum. It is a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Exceptional Prince had a block of cheese that they would often break. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Exceptional Prince desperately desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes hug. It would be a different suggestion, to some, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Prince looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to demolish. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.