Her Grumpy Prince

Her Grumpy Prince needed a cucumber that they would break. It was considered to be an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Prince needed a vibrator that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be an odd operation, to some, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Her Grumpy Prince had a sack of potatoes to throw. It should have been a weird thought, to me, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Prince desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

Her Grumpy Prince had a cucumber that they liked to demolish. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber of all things.

Her Grumpy Prince needed a stretchman that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to choose.