His Horny Prince

His Horny Prince always had with them a condom to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had decided it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

His Horny Prince always carried a bottle of wine to hug. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to you, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

His Horny Prince desperately desired a sword that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

His Horny Prince always had with them a cup to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup of all things.

His Horny Prince always had with them a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

His Horny Prince found a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. It is an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.