The Confused Prince

The Confused Prince desperately craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Confused Prince desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Confused Prince desperately desired a crown that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Prince carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be an unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. A cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Prince searched for a porno magazine that they would experiment on. It is considered to be an astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Prince desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to eat. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.