The Grumpy Prince

The Grumpy Prince desperately craved for a vibrator that they would drop. It is a strange idea, to you, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Prince desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Prince desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would demolish. This seems to be an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Prince desperately wanted a rubber johnny to eat. It was considered to be an original undertaking, to you, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Grumpy Prince wanted a teapot that they would put down their trousers. It would be a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Prince needed a bottle of beer that they would throw. It might be a new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to select.