The Square Prince

The Square Prince desperately looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Square Prince carried a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a melon being the item selected.

The Square Prince always carried a helmet that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A helmet is the item to choose.

The Square Prince often carried a dildo that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Square Prince desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who felt it was sublime. A rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Prince desperately desired a helmet that they would put down their trousers. It might be a fairly strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a helmet being the thing opted for.