A Red Prince

A Red Prince often carried a bottle of beer to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer is the item to choose.

A Red Prince looked for a bat that they would put on his head. One might say this is a funny operation, to me, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

A Red Prince always carried a cheese grater that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

A Red Prince wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

A Red Prince wanted a cucumber to put up their bum. It might have been an exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

A Red Prince desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to experiment on. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.