The Scary Prince

The Scary Prince owned a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen thing.

The Scary Prince desired a rubber johnny to break. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Scary Prince carried a bottle of beer that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly original operation, to me, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary Prince owned a bat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Scary Prince looked for a teapot that they would embrace. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Scary Prince always carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.