My Weary Prince

My Weary Prince always carried a painting of a melon that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

My Weary Prince desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be magnificent. Strangely, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

My Weary Prince owned a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

My Weary Prince desperately searched for a condom that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be an odd idea, to most, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to choose.

My Weary Prince looked for a rubber johnny that they would hug. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

My Weary Prince needed a CD player that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.