My Red Prince

My Red Prince desperately craved for a stretchman to demolish. It would have been an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

My Red Prince carried a vibrator that they would worship. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

My Red Prince desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes play with. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is exciting. A can of coke was the item that was selected.

My Red Prince desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would share. It might have been an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Red Prince desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. This seems an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

My Red Prince desperately looked for a teapot that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item opted for.