The Lonely Prince

The Lonely Prince looked for a cup that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Prince had a hat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Prince desperately desired a teapot that they sometimes throw. It might have been a surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Prince desperately wanted a piece of paper to put down their trousers. One might say this is a new exercise, to many, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Prince had a pint of beer to play with. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Prince, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.

The Lonely Prince desperately looked for a bat that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen item.