His Boring Prince

His Boring Prince always had with them a teapot to demolish. This could be considered a fairly different thought, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot of all things.

His Boring Prince carried a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be exciting. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Prince always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Prince carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

His Boring Prince desperately wanted a bat that they would often drop. It should have been an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a bat being the thing opted for.

His Boring Prince looked for a can of Tango that they would share. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Prince, who thought it was entertaining. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.