My Tired Prince

My Tired Prince desperately desired a cup that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was selected.

My Tired Prince desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a condom of all things.

My Tired Prince carried a chocolate bar that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

My Tired Prince desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

My Tired Prince desperately desired a helmet that they would put on his head. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

My Tired Prince desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.