Her Lucky Prince

Her Lucky Prince desperately needed a mug that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to choose.

Her Lucky Prince desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a different idea, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was wonderous. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Her Lucky Prince looked for a spade that they liked to experiment on. It is an astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.

Her Lucky Prince always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

Her Lucky Prince wanted a hat that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to choose.

Her Lucky Prince desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to break. This is certainly a funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.