My Big Prince

My Big Prince always kept a condom that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

My Big Prince owned a big sponge that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.

My Big Prince had a sword that they would often break. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

My Big Prince owned a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. It should be an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

My Big Prince desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a peculiar operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was amazing. A bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

My Big Prince had a vibrator that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was awesome. A vibrator is the thing to choose.