Her Red Prince

Her Red Prince carried a ball that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was selected.

Her Red Prince desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Red Prince wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would share. This might appear to be an unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

Her Red Prince found a porno magazine that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

Her Red Prince owned a cucumber that they would share. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

Her Red Prince looked for a sponge that they would sometimes hug. It might have been an original exercise, to me, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.