The Chinese Prince

The Chinese Prince had a can of Tango that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Prince desperately looked for a melon that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly original activity, to me, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a melon being the item selected.

The Chinese Prince desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Chinese Prince owned a sword that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Prince desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally eat. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Chinese Prince wanted a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.