The Hungry Prince

The Hungry Prince searched for a tomato that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item chosen.

The Hungry Prince owned a vibrator that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Prince found a CD player that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be fun. A CD player being the item selected.

The Hungry Prince always carried a teapot that they liked to share. One might consider this to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Prince owned a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Prince desperately needed a bag of poop to eat. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.