Lovely Princess

Lovely Princess craved for a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

Lovely Princess desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. It should be an odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Lovely Princess craved for a condom to put down their trousers. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was wonderful. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

Lovely Princess desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

Lovely Princess desperately searched for a condom to break. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

Lovely Princess carried a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen thing.