The Bum Loving Princess

The Bum Loving Princess always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Princess desired a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a different action, to most, but not to the Princess, who feels it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Princess had a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush of all things.

The Bum Loving Princess wanted a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly different idea, to me, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Princess always kept a big sponge that they liked to smash. It was a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Princess looked for a CD player to throw. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.