Their Bum Loving Princess

Their Bum Loving Princess desperately desired a sword that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Princess desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Princess always carried a bottle of beer that they would put on his head. This seems a curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Their Bum Loving Princess desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. A cheese grater having that done to it

Their Bum Loving Princess craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Princess often carried a hat that they would often play with. This is certainly a fairly astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a hat being the chosen item.