His Tired Princess

His Tired Princess always kept a ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to select.

His Tired Princess wanted a can of Tango to share. It might have been a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

His Tired Princess carried a cheese grater that they liked to sleep with. It was a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

His Tired Princess always kept a magic 8 ball that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

His Tired Princess often carried a CD player that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

His Tired Princess often carried a stretchman to hug. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the thing selected.