My Confused Princess

My Confused Princess always had with them a big sponge that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a big sponge was the chosen item.

My Confused Princess desperately searched for a condom to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly odd action, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Princess needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

My Confused Princess desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes cuddle. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

My Confused Princess always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Princess desperately craved for a little monkey that they would often eat. One might say this is an exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing selected.