The Anxious Princess

The Anxious Princess had a cheese grater that they liked to throw. This seems to be an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Princess looked for a dildo to share. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Princess often carried a set of lego that they sometimes drop. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Anxious Princess wanted a toilet brush that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought it would be wonderful. A toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Princess always had with them a set of lego that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Anxious Princess always had with them a teapot that they would smash. It was a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the item that was selected.