The Boring Princess

The Boring Princess searched for a wig that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to select.

The Boring Princess always kept a tomato that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Princess craved for a radiator that they would often annihilate This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Boring Princess needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Princess, who feels it was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Princess always carried a bag of flour that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

The Boring Princess wanted a dildo that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.