The Exciting Princess

The Exciting Princess carried a pen that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pen was the chosen item.

The Exciting Princess had a dildo that they would sometimes break. It would have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was wonderous. A dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Princess desperately craved for a bat that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing selected.

The Exciting Princess looked for a toilet brush to play with. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is epic. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Princess often carried a ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing selected.

The Exciting Princess looked for a tomato that they would play with. It should be a different thing to do, to most, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.