The Bum Loving Princess

The Bum Loving Princess desperately needed a bag of poop that they would play with. It would be a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought it was simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Princess owned a bat to play with. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks it was exciting. A bat was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Princess desperately desired a block of cheese that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Princess desperately desired a piece of paper that they sometimes eat. This seems a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Princess had a spade to sit and look at. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thought it would be awe-inspring. A spade was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Princess always had with them a wig that they would often drop. It might have been a new activity, to many, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a wig was the chosen thing.