Their Nervous Princess

Their Nervous Princess wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be miraculous. A bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Their Nervous Princess looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. It is an astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

Their Nervous Princess desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would often break. It should be a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

Their Nervous Princess desired a dildo that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

Their Nervous Princess owned a magic 8 ball that they would drop. It was a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Nervous Princess desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.